You know the rest of the line.
I really don't care that Ann Coulter raised a few high eyebrows at the CPAC gathering. You think she was contracted to address the declining price of eggs in China? (Not that she probably couldn't, mind you.) She's a bright, articulate, entertaining political satirist hired because she IS politically incorrect. Her problem? She's a woman who also speaks from the right. And those one-liners she slings across political bows ricochet right into her bank account. Good for you, gal.
I also don't care that lefties and late nite comics will make Dick Chaney the butt of jokes for months to come. Let those who ridicule Chaney declare their preference, however. Would they rather go hunting with the VP or take a late night ride with Teddy Kennedy?
I don't care if Mayor Nagin is asking foreign investors for financial backing to "save" New Orleans. It's about time some of the monies we've sent abroad came home.
I don't care if Hillary has a behind-the-scenes deep-pocket PAC/advisory group holed up in a DC house called "whitehaven" that's been working on her presidential aspirations for years. She'll still lose. I'm not confident she'll even win her party's nomination.
I don't care that Billy-Bob Clinton's disbarment has ended. I would like to see the list of international clients who retain him as legal counsel.
I don't care that Europe, et al, are tolerating the rath-for-pay (coersion?) by fanantic Muslim reactionaries over a few cartoons assumed to be renderings of their leader. You folks have enjoyed cartoons of our leaders (political and religious) for decades. Of course, if you don't know how to stop or control the rioting -- or fear the confrontation -- you can always blame Bush.