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Saturday, July 15, 2006
Taxing Terrorism

Suggestion for the G-8 Agenda:

1) Since some of our global neighbors' most profitable commodity is producing terrorists, why not tax exporters and importers? 

-- Hold nations that specialize in global terrorism accountable.
-- Let those who harbor them pay doubly.
-- Quadruple the fines if commodities enter another country illegally.  
-- Add a few excise taxes to get everyone's attention.  
-- Charge astronomical non-refundable fees for returning "goods that damage." 
-- Tax on the basis of potential threat, language(s) spoken and training. 
-- Brand (with butt iron) their foreheads with a special stamp to indicate "bearer has been specifically packaged as a Certified Hate-mongering International Terrorist."     

C.H.I.T. for short.   

And if nations refuse to pay taxes -- Reuters, MSM and the New York Times can post their names and write op-eds about them.

Walmart, Big Lots, Roses, General Dollar, Eckards, Best Buy, Dollar Tree, Pic n Pay, Target and other discount conglomerates will likewise agree to NOT import any more of their name-brand knock-offs.

The World Bank will foreclose on their land and auction it off to an info-mercial kingpin. 

That'll show those CHIT-heads somebody means business.

 


Posted at 10:40 am by Rhet

 




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