Questions for the *whiny-butt ingrates the US has evacuated from Lebanon and the media outlets that flock to them:

1.  Why the heck would you travel to an unstable region which both your government AND travel agent warned would be dangerous -- without your own "safety net" in the event of problems?

Stupid is as stupid does .... In case you had forgotten -- there is no summer intern program, no graduate degree, no visit with grandma and definitely no business meeting more important than personal safety. 

Much less the well-being of your children. 

Stuck on stupid.

2.  Why are you complaining about the amount of time it has taken/took the US to "safely" remove you from the region?

Arrogant spoiled brat .....  Did poor widdle get-what-I-want-when-I-want-it not get what you wanted when you wanted it? 

And it was allll the fault of the US of A, right?  

And if you were sooooo concerned about your children -- why the hell would you drag them into harms way? 

Hey, whiny-butt, If you can afford multiple tickets to fly your family into harms way --- why couldn't you send the money to mom and dad or whoever and fly them to see YOU????   It would probably have been much, much cheaper and it would sure have been a heckova lot safer.

3.  Why are you so critical of the lack of US intervention and/or the right of Israel to defend its citizens? 

You're not just itching to turn YOUR poor decision-making into a political statement, are you?  

Need to voice a little anti-Israeli sentiment?  Eh? 

Just want to gig the US? 

Wanna blame Bush for this one as well? 

Give it your best shot, dufus.  And be certain to write an irate letter to an MSM editor.

4.  When you get home (assuming you are a US citizen), are you going to voluntarily reimburse the government for your safe return?

Why not?  Evacuated Americans have done this for years. 

OH? 

Your country owes you?  Yeah.  Right. 

<pause>

You're gonna cash in your return ticket and donate it to which political group? 

Nice.  Really nice. 

You ingrate.

5.  After your 15 minutes of fame, courtesy of the main stream media (CNN, MSNBC, NYT, etc.), are you now going to join an anti- US and/or Israeli protest?

Uh huh.   I'll be certain to watch for you on CNN highlights ....  Why not transfer the feed to YouTube?  When the Lebonese infrastructure is rebuilt, all your friends there can see you!  And remember to wave mightily to the US government with that third finger, OK? 

In all honesty, I can't say I'm not totally surprised, however. 

Although, I was hoping you might want to fall to your knees when you landed on American soil -- to thank God that your insolent, self-centered ass wasn't either still honkered in a bunker in downtown Beirut or sweating profusely in a broken down bus along some dusty Syrian back-road.

NOTE:  * This category does not include nor is it direct to the evacuees who have expressed their appreciation for the safe evacuation -- sans the anti-US and/or anti-Israeli comments.