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Tuesday, January 10, 2006
Spurring Dead Horses

Sub-title:  If you wanna keep riding, you gotta put another quarter in the slot!

Gull's post over at her AOL blog has garnered a few email responses. Funny how some don't want to get involved, yet will react via email .....  Here is her post.

I've received an email or two (actually several) RE: yesterday's rant about AOL, "new school" staffers and whining members who have moved from spurring a dead horse to gigging AOL staffers.

Someone <ahem> suggested I "buried" it under other comments.   Nah.   It was more an event of reversed chronology than psychology.  I'll repost it in case you fell asleep before reading it.    Smarty pants. 

Revisiting the reality of AOL  

A(nother) recent flare-up in AOL's blogging community .....  

A member questioned why she was not notified that her blog was linked from a feature page (in which she was not active --) and the response (a rather condescending explanation on the history of cybersphere linkage patterns) from a different feature editor fueled another round of there-you-go-using-my-creativity-to-promote-your-advertising-again jibberish.   

Problem #1:  Middle-management whiz-kids need supervision and/or training (intellectual restraint? a crash course in leadership?  demographics? hysteria management? human nature?  common courtesy?  how about common sense?) in communicating with an expanding group of (angry, confrontational, critical, older, savvy, less gullible and less dependent users -- capable of evolving into doting cross-dotting mob mentality -- ever vigilant to tear-someone-a-new-one) resentful vendees.  

Upper management may also need refresher courses.  

Couching a complaint/question as "old school" invites flame-and blame responses and unscabs old boo-boos.  Some  characterizations are just better suited for "member-managed" discussion boards and NOT as <hint hint> "editorial" explanation.   

And since I'm on the topic ....  

It may be acceptable (in some circles, that is) to use profanity in a youth-directed feature page headline (such as AIM.aol.com), but it really pissed this old-schooler off to see "certain" words on a public page that my teenage niece might surf.  I curse for effect on a personal blog.  Using a 4-letter word on a public, professional page, however, is unacceptable, IMO.  Seeing that particular word actually annoyed me more than being "talked down" to.  Dammit.

It just ain't good marketing strategy to offend folks aesthetically, morally, literally, conceptually, visually, philosophically or personally.  And I'm relatively confident you won't find offensive practices listed under "effective leadership qualities."

Problem #2: AOL's razzle-dazzle new business plan (my interpretation: less supportive and/or family-oriented and more do-your-own-thing with focus on in-your-face-grab-that-youth-market mentality) has left its spoon-fed, mostly older, co-dependent constituents sitting at lonely bus stops along the information highway. 

Shame on you, AOL.   On one hand, I don't blame you.  But as an "old schooler" who has another hand that's been "with you" since the mid-90's, you disappoint me.    

Oh, I'll survive -- I've worked on the Internet too long not to understand the game.  My point, ding-dang-it, is that you've either fired or run off most of those who understood the concept of "community," you've sold your souls to the green-eyed monster, appear to have bartered consumer-respect for a bigger piece of the pie, and now you've gone and hired whiz-kids who have little demonstrated regard for such critical marketing components as ownership and consumer-identity.

So what you gonna do when that fickle youth market moves to another venue?  Ahhhh, yes -- sell and buy ..... buy and sell.   I almost forget  about that business plan. 

Note, please:  the previous reference to "those who 'understood' the concept of 'community'" does not necessarily include the corps of former volunteers who lead/monitored designated "community" chats and boards under the direction of paid staff.  Apples and oranges.  Apples and oranges.

And yes, I digress.  This is my duly assigned space to do it in.  And this smaller print is used intentionally -- in case someone who reads this forgets that for all the "given's" in life, fine print is one of them. 

Problem #3:  The majority of the AOL bloggers who threatened to leave the service as a protest against ads being placed on their blogs -- didn't.   

They're slowly but surely reappearing on blog boards to announce their "return under ongoing protest."  (Haven't we all been watching and waiting? And who among us didn't already expect the drama queenies & weenies to be the first to return?) 

****There is something to be said about addictive and co-dependent personalities, eh?****

The threatened "exodus" did not have the effect protesters intended.   

Why?    

Three reasons.  

One I'll hold for awhile. 

No offense to individual protesters (many of whom I respect personally and professionally), but, IMO, things could have "gone" more effectively and could have garnered more support.  While some may shout "but it ain't over" or "we're still protesting ...." in reality -- it's over, folks.  Those who fail to accept it as over are not winning too many points by launching attacks on staff members who have/had absolutely nothing to do with the decision, anyway!  'Tis not wise to shoot messengers -- even if they are new school whiz-kids.

If any future progress is to be made regarding what AOL bloggers want (i.e., remove those ads, or else--) as opposed to what AOL will give (i.e., nothing--), new/different agendas and strategies will be needed.  

Which is/was one initial point in this regard --  

Blogging is not a primary feature on AOL and (lest we forget) their business plan is based on advertising.  Like market-driven toward the youth dollar.  

And until blogging becomes an AOL feature (which it may in the not-so-distant future), don't expect anything to change until some whiz-kid marketing genius :::: eye roll ::::: suggests that AOL either offers to sell ad-free blog space or "rolls" its blogging interests over to another/new subsidiary!   Some of us refer to that as spending-money-to-make-money.

At best (and they sure as hell are neither asking nor listening to me), AOL should consider re-structuring and communicating (in easy-to-understand black and white, every-day English-speak) its fee plan so members know exactly WHAT we now pay for and exactly what everyone gets FREE!   

The harsh reality (i.e., where AOL continues to have most of us over the barrel) is that AOL STILL offers the most reliable dial-up service.   

Until DSL or some other reliable ISP becomes available to everyone (including me), protesters (even light-handed ones like me) best get used to having ads-on-blogs.    

Another dose of reality:  AOL management doesn't care where or whether you/I blog.  They suggest (and provide space) that we blog to promote personal interests or for the fun of it.  Because they have a sincere and generous regard for our well-being?  Think again.  AOL goes to the bank because of us -- not for us.

Like all Internet businesses, AOL cares that their advertisers have exposure and that user-services are accessible to users who choose to use them!  It is neither an accident or anything "new" that every member-user is perceived as a potential buyer. It was the same in the "old school" days as well. 

Except THEN we didn't mind so much because we truly believed that the full-range of benefits we received (which those a-hole snerts from the internet now get for free) were perceived as unique and well-worth the price we paid. 

And they were. 

And the greatest of those benefits was a "caring" environment -- a safe harbor, a portal, a thermal-pane window through which we could peer into the mysterious world wide web.

How much effort would it have taken IF the powers-that-be had sent members a blue letter to explain that the old "familiar" AOL was about to undergo a re-direction?  THAT act alone would have been a stroke of marketing genius.   and it's still not too late ....

Problem #4:  Re-read your member contract.  (There aren't any loopholes, btw.  Why do you think AOL employs the largest legal team on the Internet??!!)   

AOL members don't "own" space.  Members are "provided" space as a provision of membership; similar space is also "provided" to free AIM users.  AOL's terms of service (to this user's memory) never "gave" users their "own" space and such terms have always been subject to change at the discretion of the owner.  AOL is THE owner of its space.   Period.   

By virtue of paying membership fees, you/we also agree to allow AOL to link to/promote your/my creative property -- even on THEIR feature pages!

(The courtesy of a notification for this promotion, however, be damned -- as in "old school" be damned.  New school leaders obviously don't think in old school terms.)   For now, anyway.

But back to that contract members signed.

Still wanna bitch about AOL's "intrusion" into your "personal" space?   Geeeeze -- GET OVER IT already.  AOL is not listening.  Either you live in a very small world where your every demand is delivered on a silver platter OR you actually ENJOY paying for misery! 

(And since when has anyone been forced to use "free" AOL?   Hey -- if you don't like cactus, stay the heck outta the desert!) 

Still wanna fight it?  Hire a lawyer.  Expect to lose that retainer, though.

Better still -- why not invest your money this way:  

For approximately $100 a year, you can buy (rent) your own space.   That is, purchase your own domain (name) and subscribe to a hosting service to accommodate it.  It's easy.  Subscribers "own" designated space (for a domain) RENTED from a hosting service.  Hell --- ask one of these young whiz-kid whipper-snappers -- you can even buy your own server and host your own space for a few hundred dollars more! 

You'll still have to pay for Internet access, however.  

Problem #5: You think AOL marketing strategists didn't know all of this from the git-go?   

You STILL have a complaint about AOL's business plan?  They don't care!    When you gonna learn to pick your battles, Buster?

For now, their plan appears to be working.  What part of makemoney don't you understand?  

Don't like AOL's new internet-accessible formats?  Then find another  service that offers what you want!   Surfing the net is easy.  Google it.  And good luck finding it.  

A customer service rep doesn't understand your issue?  Ask to speak to a supervisor.  Call back later and get another rep!  Send an email!  (Note:  effective service reps are trained to "hear your pain," to read the prompts, to let you vent, to be empathic without condescension, to promise nothing -- and still make you feel as if you've just set the Internet/AOL on the right course and/or its ear!) 

They're paid to do this.  They get promoted if they do it well, by the way.   Some are even fired for not doing it well. 

You don't want to leave your AOL "family" and friends?  Then invite them to go with you .... or use AIM and meet them in an "accessible" group feature.  Better yet ---- start your own public/private AOL community via groups and blogs and chat, etc.  

And if you still can't cut-the-string-you-love-to-hate, go private with your bitch sessions and let those who both understand and accept the service as it is (warts and all, btw) enjoy it! 


 


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Wednesday, January 04, 2006
Blog-raffiti


   I was surfing blog descriptions last night (during the Penn State-FSU game, of all places and times) and got the feeling I was reading either back-alley graffiti or messages in some bottle washed up on a desolate beach.

I don't necessarily compare the Internet with public space, but you'd think the web has become middle-America's subway wall.

Here's a sampling of the descriptions I was reading:

-- Engaging the spins, grins and wanton sins of a recklessly desperate mainstream media and the press-puppets who attempt to manipulate public opinion.  (I like this one -- it was written by an associate.  I'm gonna borrow it -- with permission, of course.)
 
-- Just a bunch of random shit I find interesting. (You and the New York Times and big AL.)
 
-- Trenchant and aggressive writing and/or sanctimonious drivel.  (You're a democrat, aren't you?)

-- We have friendly, active, and hate-free forums. It's like Mayberry meets Fire Island!  (Aunt Bea's quilting club will never be the same.)
 
-- toward the confluence of imagination and reason....  (Didn't Rod Serling narrate that show?  Or am I thinking about a Dolly Partin song???  Terry whutshisname who played at Three Rivers Stadium?  The Bartles brothers?  Anheuser & Busch?)
 
-- Me, turned WAY UP... Confessions and day to day drama, babbling and dribble, all with lots of confusion mixed in. Can you take it?... Because Im not sure i can.  (Confessions and drama I can take, but the babbling and dribble remind me of a Deaniac moment.             Is that you, Howard?)
 
-- Extended run on sentences, fragmented philosophy laced with cynicism and aimless rants: all these things that make up the me and more.  (More?  Did you mean MOORE?  Give it a rest, Michael.)
 
-- Things you don't say and the things you say after you've said them.  (Don't you just hate it when that happens?)
 
-- Thoughts on particular events and general trends, life, politics, humor, law...kinda broad I know but hey I'm a philosophy major... (And with a minor in English, no less.)
 
-- i suppose everyone needs a little anonymity.  (And some need more than others.)
 
-- life, liberty & the pursuit of matching accessories... (You're confused about what to wear to the Mayberry-Fire Island bash, aren't you?)
 
Maybe you have other reactions ....
 
Great game, though, eh?  If there could ever be a tie -- it should have been last night.

 


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Tuesday, January 03, 2006
More 2006 Predictions


I haven't completed my predictions for 2006 yet (currently it's a working draft which should be available by June), but the folks over at Red State posted (last year -- can you believe that?) a composite list of lists for any who elect to list-en. 

Funny, too.


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Monday, January 02, 2006
Our List of List Listers

I tried.  I really did.  Listen -- I wanted to create my own list of linkables for 2005, but a few gazillion other bloggers beat me to it.  I mean, them. 

So, while I watch the V-Tech Hokies (and if you have to ask what a Hokie is, you obviously don't know the secret handshake, either -- Gawd, I hate Miami ... ), I'll   (tip the hat to) bloggers who have already beaten me to the lists ....

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Oh, yeah .... we sorta-kinda made a "list" in this our first year of full-fledged blogging.

Well, actually we were listed a post BELOW a list -- but who's counting? 

Especially when you're recognized by one of your favorite sites (even though the link was not exactly on-target -- see below) amongst other links to a few of our other favorite sites! 

Yesterday, Stop the ACLU referenced our tongue-in-cheek-ish jab at the ACLU and MSM: Surveillance Leak = WhistleBlowing? in Jay's  Sunday Funnies!

Reflective moment:  Did I ever blog my personal ire toward the ACLU (and attorneys in general)?  I'll make it another post, but it had to do with the ACLU's non-interest in a "civil rights" law suit (mine) which they did not deem "relevant" or politically notable -- which I wrote myself, found someone to present (i.e., represent me) to the tune of every-thing-I-owned-past-present-and-future, survived 4 years of hell, including a 3-week trial (with a bitchy, biased judge on the bench and two relatives of the defendants' on the jury) AND won.  Remind to me tell you about that sometime .....

But back to the lists .....

's to all those below:

Thespis Journal makes a Top 10 list ....
So does Roto-Rooter. As in plumbing highlights of 2005.
We've already blogged Michelle Malkin's list of blog critics.  Pfffth.
Wonder Woman shares her choices for best, worst and humor.
RWN provides us with a list of 2005's most obnoxious quotes ....
Someone named Dave Barry submitted a Review of 2005.  Try not to giggle.
One of the most profound and courageous lists, however, has to be the 2006 predictions by the Anchoress and her commentors.

And by the time you finish reading all those, I'll have another list of lists for you.  And there will be a pop test.

Sometime in 2006.


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Saturday, December 31, 2005
On MainStream Muddle -- errr, Media

 to Michelle Malkin for her review of 2005 blogging critics ...

Amazing how bloggers (especially those who lean to the right of center) have indeed made an impact on the role and reliability of main stream muddle -- I mean, media,  in 2005.

And we've only just begun ...... 

(To turn off the midi, hit ESC on your keyboard!)

 

That "esc" thing is not working for me, either.  I hope Rhet doesn't mind if I turn that music off.  -- Dawg


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Alphabet Soup -- errr, Scoop: ACLU & MSM

  With over 60% of Americans (i.e., Republicans, Democrats, Unaffiliateds, etc.) NOT irate or angry or beside themselves that the President authorized wiretaps on al-Qaeda related communications -- it's time to examine MSM's intent in miscommunicating, misrepresenting and "exposing" lawful applications of national security efforts.   And if you're in the 30+% who are irate that the President authorized al-Qaeda wiretaps, whatcha got to hide?   

I see.   

You, too, are so blinded by hatred of anything-Bush that you'll let criminal acts and treason slide this time, eh?  

Thanks. 
But no thanks. 

Just don't spend the grocery money for a ticket on the "unlawful" hype-train.    

Remember:  Bush-haters, the MSM and the ACLU may talk the talk, but they do NOT have national security at heart.  They (collectively) will do and/or say anything to discredit one person:  George W. Bush, President of the United States.  That's a version of tunnel vision, by the way.  And there IS a train at the other end of the tunnel.

   to the Captain, et al, for their take on the New York Times and the Washington Post leaks which fanned the fires of "Big Brother hysteria" and bellowed smoldering coals among our European allies/critics RE: "secret prisons for terrorists" and the sharing of intelligence on terrorism.   

"... most of it [the NYT expose is] complete nonsense and almost all of it miscommunicated and misunderstood. The NSA program that the NYT "exposed" has less reach than the infamous Echelon program, reported by CBS News in 2000, but has specific application to suspected al-Qaeda assets and their contacts. Despite the continuing insistence of critics to call it 'domestic spying', the Times report clearly stated that domestic calls only got wiretapped after getting a FISA warrant, and that the presidential directive only applied to calls and communications that crossed international boundaries and did not appear to involve "US persons" as defined by FISA. Those communications don't require a warrant at all, especially while the President works under a grant of war powers from Congress."  (Bold for emphasis.)

Let me personalize this for those still riding that "unlawful" train.   

Even if my American citizen-next-door-neighbor is plotting with anyone to commit acts of violence which will harm others -- specifically me, my family or my nation --- tap his phone lines, dammit!  Feel free to use my home as an operational base.  If necessary, use my car, my telephone line, my computer, my bathroom, my anything to stop the low-life from harming anyone.  And if you don't and he does harm others, I'm gonna be really pissed.  

As for those self-acclaimed constitutional authorities, paper-pundits and far-left lolligaggers who feel that self-serving members of the press deserve to be legislatively protected from revealing their sources -- or that governmental employees with a grudge against department or federal policy who leak classified information deserve "whistleblower" status --   

What part of ut uh don't you understand?    

No one (as MSM has repeatedly reminded us ....) is above the law of the land.  You breakee the lawee (i.e., breach national security) and you payee likee the restee of us-ee.  Uday uyah understanday?  

You media guys really ARE stuck on stupid, ain'tcha?  

Face it.   

The blogosphere has now displaced MSM as the most viable and OPEN communications venue -- especially for distinguishing fact from hype and opinion, for revealing our Congressional mugwumps who place self-interest above national security and for exposing the liberal loonies and Bush-bashers-at-any-cost -- led by :::: eye roll :::: the self-appointed protector-of-Americans-from-their-own-Constitution, the clueless ACLU.  

Godspeed to the Justice Department in investigating a media that has historically hidden behind "anonymous sources" and snitches.  Godspeed to a fast and just investigation of leaks which have likely stalled and/or exposed thesecurity of thousands, if not millions of US and global citizens.   

   again to the Captain, et al, for slicing through the Washington Post's own acknowledgment:  

Justice Department investigators will examine whether classified information was unlawfully disclosed to the New York Times, which reported two weeks ago that the National Security Agency had been conducting electronic surveillance on U.S. citizens and residents without court-approved warrants.  

The Justice Department has also opened a probe into whether classified information was illegally disclosed to The Washington Post, which reported on a network of secret CIA prisons in Eastern Europe and elsewhere.  

Me?    I feel better already.    Roast is in the oven; card tables are ready; NC State is playing on TV.  It's New Year's Eve.  I'll likely not blog again until next year.   

Oh yeah -- and my neighbors are coming over tonight.  Big Brother can take the evening off in this small corner of the world. 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


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Friday, December 30, 2005
Surveillance Leak = Whistleblower??

   Sorry.  Couldn't help myself. 

I just read that libbers and fibbers are hyping the surveillance leak (aka, the New York Times promotion for a book to be released this month) as whistleblowers -- and not criminal acts or treason.

Uh huh.

When I think of hyping a breach of security as a noble act of whistleblowing, the image I have is of Howard Dean pursing his lips and pretending to blow out a Plame --- I mean, flame-thrower.


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Resolving NOT --

  I reserve the right to change my mind, of course, but in the waning moments of 2005, I resolve not to make unrealistic resolutions OR end-of-year best/worst lists.

Not that I'm avoiding the responsibility of setting a firm course for the new year.  My course is already set.  Publishing my resolutions would be meaningless to all be me. 

Sobeit.

Nor am I lacking in ideas about who/what were best and/or worst.  Other than natural disasters, I have lots of candidates.  I'm sure no one really cares that, on my lists George Bush, the troops, Coach K, my dawg, my staff and the Iraqi elections were among the best o' 2005 or that the New York Times, the Mayor of New Orleans, Tom Cruise, senseless suicide bombings, a slew of child molesters/murderers and the Terri Schiavo story topped the worst. 

Sobethat, too.  

Happy New Year.


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Tuesday, December 27, 2005
Bloggers in the WH, YES!

 

Just what we need .... Bloggers in the White House Press Corp!

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin:

From the Washington Post:

The White House spokesman will spin on a new stage next summer.

With the administration moving ahead with plans to renovate the dirty and decaying press room off the West Wing of the White House, spokesman Scott McClellan -- or his replacement, if he steps aside before then -- intends to start briefing the world from historic Jackson Place, across Pennsylvania Avenue from the White House, as early as July.

This means the television, print and radio reporters and crews will be booted from the White House for at least seven months as the James S. Brady Press Briefing Room is modernized...

...  and to Hugh Hewitt

Whoever is doing the redesign, let's hope they put in a bloggers row, right at the front, and lose the reserved seating for the dinosaurs from MSM.

Can we hope?  Our blog-leaders need to crank up the cyber-ways and get the message to the White House!

 


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HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

                                Is it THAT time already? 

HAPPY NEW YEAR!


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