From politics (moderates who lean to the right) to Pogo (drools during poker stare) to rants (Whatcha expect from savvy, sassy sexagenarians?) to raves (Have you had your kudo today?) -- we never take ourselves too seriously.
We do, however, reserve the right to slaughter an occasional sacred cow. And in case we fail to mention it -- we will never forget....
IDES -- An acronym from the Internet, meaning "intimidate, demoralize, emasculate, subjugate." It specifically involves immediate, wild, at times nonsensical, hateful, insulting personal attacks, without termination. IDES is about using anarchy against those who might gain from anarchism.
Unless there is sufficient incentive to respond beforehand, the Iranian president Ahmadinejad will give the United States a "final answer" about its nuclear development on August 22.
The man is a lunatic. A dangerous lunatic.
What is the significance of Aug. 22? Per the Koran and religious traditions, August 22 marks the long awaited return of the Hidden Imam, indicating the final victory of the forces of good over evil.
Be careful what you pray for.
This year, Aug. 22 corresponds to the 27th day of the month of Rajab. Many Muslims believe this date commemorates the flight of the prophet Muhammad, first to "the farthest mosque" (usually identified as Jerusalem) and then to heaven and back.
Warning to Ahmadinejad: It would not be a false assumption to suspect that Israel already has nuclear warheads in its military arsenal.
The re-writing of history and tradition is not uncommon ... Assuming that Ahmadinejad preports himself to be Muhammad, he should anticipate an extended detour enroute to Jerusalem -- through hell.
But, back to lunatics.
Ahmadinejad is a dangerous fanatic.
France's diplomatic corps (more on these oil-grubbing, US-bashing, back-stabbing folks later) quickly distanced themselves from Ahmadinejad when he stated: "Although the main solution is for the elimination of the Zionist regime, at this stage an immediate cease-fire must be implemented."
What stage? Might the final "stage" be revealed on August 22? Is this a signal to let all hell break loose in Israel? In the US? England? Australia? Is Ahmadinejad buying time, i.e., using the Hezbollah-Israeli conflict as a smoke screen to allow Iran time to obtain nuclear weapons? To mount an assault, as has been threatened, on Israel from all borders? Egypt? Lebanon? Jordan? Syria? Gaza? The West Bank? Golan Heights?
An immediate cease-fire? Why? Why not allow Hezbollah to continue the "softening" of Israel? Ahhhhh .... Is this simply a "time-out" to allow Hezbollah to re-group? To re-build bridges? To re-supply?
Let's examine the historical significance of "cease-fire" jihad-style:
"In jihadist ideology, a truce can be offered to the enemies of Islam only for tactical reasons - principally when the enemy is strong and the Muslims are weak. The truce period is to be used to change the balance of forces. When this is accomplished, and the stage has been set for a Muslim victory, the truce must be broken. This strategy follows the practice and teachings of Islam's founder, the Prophet Mohammed, who arranged a 10 year truce with the Quraysh tribe in 628, when his forces were not yet powerful enough to defeat the Quraysh. The truce has been known since then as the "Treaty of Hudaybiyah," after the site near the Quraysh city of Mecca where it was negotiated. Less than 2 years later, when Muslim forces were sufficiently strong, the Quraysh were defeated by the Muslims and Mecca captured. The Arabic term used to describe the truce with the Quraysh was hudna - the same word used by Hamas in their "truce"offers to Israel. Yasir Arafat, may his memory be erased, also described the Oslo Accords between Israel and the PLO as a "hudna" in a speech made to an Arabic audience shortly after the famous handshake on the White House lawn. This should have been a warning to Israel and the United States about the dis-ingenuousness of Arafat regarding long-term peace with Israel, but it was not heeded."
Ahmadinejad is a dangerous lunatic.
Arabic leaders do not appear able (willing?) to restrain Ahmadinejad's obsession with annihilating Israel at any cost. Possibly the only such restraint may be the person who is actually "in charge" in Iran -- Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. Pundits and world leaders may sometimes forget that Ahmadinejad neither "officially" rules Iran nor controls its foreign and military policies. He is permitted by Iranian clerics to serve as Iran's President. Stability in the Middle East, i.e., the diverting of a lunatic's ambition to engage in a holy war, may well be in the hands of the lunatic's spiritual leader.
If the Khamenei does not intervene, we may all find ourselves in God's Hands -- literally.
Lebanon says, "We'll call up 30,000 reserves. Ooops. We don't have that many. Make that 15,000 reserves."
And in the next breath (ummmmm -- noooo -- not to fight the IDF), but to patrol Southern Lebanon -- in lieu of a larg(er) U.N. peacekeeping force -- to monitor Hezbollah and secure the Israeli-Lebanonese border.
And Israel (calling their bluff) says, "Great! Come on down. No matter that you're six years late. But until you get here, we'll stay."
And back to the drafting table go France and the US.
CONDI RICE: "When this UN Security Council resolution is passed, we're going to know who really did want to stop the violence and who didn't."
Will the Lebanonese take charge of their country? Unlikely. Will Israeli forces leave S. Lebanon? Only when a serious international peacekeeping force is in place. Will such a force be sent to Southern Lebanon? Likely. Problem is: Iran and Syria don't want a serious international force in place.
No problem. U.N. leadership is too busy garnering pay-offs and kick-backs to enact a serious peacekeeping effort.
From the Jerusalem Post .... comments by Condi Rice regarding acceptance of the first U.N. resolution for an Israeli-Hizbullah cease fire:
"We're trying to deal with a problem that has been festering and brewing in Lebanon now for years and years and years," Rice said. "And so it's not going to be solved by one resolution in the Security Council."
She said the resolution, by requiring Hizbullah to stop firing missiles, would be a kind of litmus test for the group. "I know Hizbullah has said all kinds of things. I've heard, 'We should have an immediate cease-fire,' I've heard, 'We'll keep fighting,' I've heard all of those things," she said.
"When this UN Security Council resolution is passed, we're going to know who really did want to stop the violence and who didn't."
What may be even more revealing will be the nations who abstain or vote no ....
to PowerLIne .... A draft of the Franco-American U.N. resolution calling for a cease fire between Israel and Hezbollah has been rejected by Lebanon. While Israeli leaders hail the preliminary resolution, Lebanon officials state that the resolution favors Israel and fails to require that Israel leave Lebanon.
Will Lebanon's knee-jerk response diminish world sympathy for their plight?
Hopefully.
The draft reads:
Expressing its utmost concern at the continuing escalation of hostilities in Lebanon and in Israel since Hizbollah'€™s attack on Israel on 12 July 2006, which has already caused hundreds of deaths and injuries on both sides, extensive damage to civilian infrastructure and hundreds of thousands of internally displaced persons,
Emphasizing the need for an end of violence, but at the same time emphasizing the need to address urgently the causes that have given rise to the current crisis, including by the unconditional release of the abducted Israeli soldiers,
Mindful of the sensitivity of the issue of prisoners and encouraging the efforts aimed at settling the issue of the Lebanese prisoners detained in Israel,
1. Calls for a full cessation of hostilities based upon, in particular, the immediate cessation by Hizbollah of all attacks and the immediate cessation by Israel of all offensive military operations;
2. Reiterates its strong support for full respect for the Blue Line;
3. Also reiterates its strong support for the territorial integrity, sovereignty and political independence of Lebanon within its internationally recognized borders, as contemplated by the Israeli-Lebanese General Armistice Agreement of 23 March 1949;
4. Calls on the international community to take immediate steps to extend its financial and humanitarian assistance to the Lebanese people, including through facilitating the safe return of displaced persons and, under the authority of the Government of Lebanon, reopening airports and harbours for verifiably and purely civilian purposes, and calls on it also to consider further assistance in the future to contribute to the reconstruction and development of Lebanon;
5. Emphasizes the importance of the extension of the control of the Government of Lebanon over all Lebanese territory in accordance with the provisions of resolution 1559 (2004) and resolution 1680 (2006), and of the relevant provisions of the Taif Accords, for it to exercise its full sovereignty and authority;
6. Calls for Israel and Lebanon to support a permanent ceasefire and a long-term solution based on the following principles and elements:
strict respect by all parties for the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Israel and Lebanon;
full respect for the Blue Line by both parties;
delineation of the international borders of Lebanon, especially in those areas where the border is disputed or uncertain, including in the Shebaa farms area;
security arrangements to prevent the resumption of hostilities, including the establishment between the Blue Line and the Litani river of an area free of any armed personnel, assets and weapons other than those of the Lebanese armed and security forces and of UN mandated international forces deployed in this area;
full implementation of the relevant provisions of the Taif Accords and of resolutions 1559 (2004) and 1680 (2006) that require the disarmament of all armed groups in Lebanon, so that, pursuant to the Lebanese cabinet decision of July 27, 2006, there will be no weapons or authority in Lebanon other than that of the Lebanese state;
deployment of an international force in Lebanon, consistent with paragraph 10 below;
establishment of an international embargo on the sale or supply of arms and related material to Lebanon except as authorized by its government;
elimination of foreign forces in Lebanon without the consent of its government;
provision to the United Nations of remaining maps of land mines in Lebanon in Israel's possession;
7. Invites the Secretary General to support efforts to secure agreements in principle from the Government of Lebanon and the Government of Israel to the principles and elements for a long-term solution as set forth in paragraph 6 above;
8. Requests the Secretary General to develop, in liaison with key international actors and the concerned parties, proposals to implement the relevant provisions of the Taif Accords, and of resolutions 1559 (2004) and 1680 (2006), including disarmament, and for delineation of the international borders of Lebanon, especially in those areas where the border is disputed or uncertain, including by dealing with the Shebaa farms, and to present those proposals to the Security Council within thirty days;
9. Calls on all parties to cooperate during this period with the Security Council and to refrain from any action contrary to paragraph 1 above that might adversely affect the search for a long-term solution, humanitarian access to civilian populations, or the safe return of displaced persons, and requests the Secretary General to keep the Council informed in this regard;
10. Expresses its intention, upon confirmation to the Security Council that the Government of Lebanon and the Government of Israel have agreed in principle to the principles and elements for a long-term solution as set forth in paragraph 6 above, and subject to their approval, to authorize in a further resolution under Chapter VII of the Charter the deployment of a UN mandated international force to support the Lebanese armed forces and government in providing a secure environment and contribute to the implementation of a permanent ceasefire and a long-term solution;
11. Requests UNIFIL, upon cessation of hostilities, to monitor its implementation and to extend its assistance to help ensure humanitarian access to civilian populations and the safe return of displaced persons;
12. Calls upon the Government of Lebanon to ensure arms or related matériel are not imported into Lebanon without its consent and requests UNIFIL, conditions permitting, to assist the Government of Lebanon at its request;
13. Requests the Secretary-General to report to the Council within one week on the implementation of this resolution and to provide any relevant information in light of the Council as intention to adopt, consistent with paragraph 10 above, a further resolution;
14. Decides to remain actively seized of the matter.
The Security Council will consider the resolution on Monday or Tuesday.
By rejecting this resolution, Lebanon may have just Katyusha'ed some of their global sympathy.
Reuters altering a photo??? (Now withdrawn -- with an apology) A photo taken by the photographer who was at the scene of the alleged Qana disaster????
Adnan Hajj, the photographer who sent the altered image, was also the Reuters photographer behind many of the images from Qana – which have also been the subject of suspicions for being staged.
Credit for identifying the altered photo came from Little Green Football's Charles Johnson.
In May 2006, Johnson, whose blog often comments on terrorist activities, also received a death threat from an Reuters IP address.
A Reuters employee has been suspended after sending a death threat to an American blogger.
The message, sent from a Reuters internet account, read: "I look forward to the day when you pigs get your throats cut."
In the threat, the Reuters staff member, who has not been named, left his email address as "zionistpig" at hotmail.com.
Reporting the message to his readers, Johnson wrote on his website: "This particular death threat is a bit different from the run of the mill hate mail we get around here, because an IP lookup on the sender reveals that he/she/it was using an account at none other than Reuters News."
Speaking to Ynetnews, Johnson said: "I was surprised to receive a threat from a Reuters IP, but only because it was so careless of this person to use a traceable work account to do it."
He added: "I think it's more than fair to say that Reuters has a big problem." -- Ynet
Not just Reuters. You would expect our MSM to have been "all over" these incidents.
Me. I'm reorganizing a few life-choices this month. Possibly inspired by my 45th high school reunion -- coupled with a blown power-steering gizmo that went out Thursday in the middle of a busy intersection with the temp hovering at 97 degrees -- I'm about to enter a self-preservation mode.
I've realized my dawg eats better than I do. And she drinks only water. Fresh water. My beverage of choice(s) range from two cups of coffe each morning to several cans/glasses of coke, dr. pepper or iced tea before bedtime .... my bad.
My house is the cleanest it's been in a year. I'm gonna keep it that way and pledge to take out the garbage and empty the ashtrays at least once a day.
I'm going to clean closets. Really clean them. For years I've been repacking them as a pretense to cleaning. No mas. No mas. I see a yard sale on the horizon ....
I pledge to watch less news and more "engrossing" TV such as the Discovery and History Channels -- interspersed with fewer Law and Order re-runs. (I've seen them all, anyway.)
Once this blasted heat wave ends, I promise to begin a daily walking regime for me and muh dawg. We both need it.
And I promise to do all of this before September 30, so when the New Year rolls around, I won't have to make any of those meaningless resolutions.
to Powerline for the head's up on this catchy little song.
How to annoy the Hezbollah and entice Nasrallah to crawl out of the hole he is hiding in:
Lyrics (English translation)
You look like a hippopotamus! You have the brains of a bird! You may as well stay in your hole because soon you will die! You are simply a complete fool with a severe megalomania! You are a devil, or to make a long story short, you are the scum of mankind!
Even if you launch rockets at us, or threaten the Galilee with your friends from Syria and Iran, Even if you drop here more Katyushas Know that there's no despair around here at all, Together we will overcome the Evil Trouble.
REFRAIN: Yalla Ya Nasrallah, We will screw you Inshallah And send you back to Allah With all the Hezbollah! Yalla Ya Nasrallah, go away ya garbage It's already been sentenced from above That this is your end.
You are pathetic, you are small and resemble an orangutan! You have lice on your beard! and soon you'll be out of here! You are a dead cockroach, you are skunk, you are running out of breath! The IDF is asking just after you to burn you up in fire.
REFRAIN
So listen good, ya pathetic Hezbollon'chik and be prepared, because soon all the IDF with the Apaches, the F-16s, the battleships, the missiles and the tanks, the commandos, paratroops, Golani, Giv'ati, all of them! All of them are coming to visit you! So take a few deep breaths, and enjoy them because they are your LAST ones! Ya Kahlb!
Disclaimer: Not me did it, Nasrallah. I'm just reprinting it. And by the way -- I'm not Danish.
The conventional wisdom now says that by the middle of next week, the U.S. and France will have worked out their differences over the timing of the announcement of the ceasefire and the establishment of a multinational force, meant to replace the Israeli forces who are pushing Hizbollah out of southern Lebanon, or at least out of the area close to the 70-km border.
The international force will apparently be led by France, which already has 2,000 tough troops in Lebanon, providing humanitarian relief. Germany is said to be prepared to position troops on the Lebanese-Syrian border, to watch out for arms smuggling attempts to reinforce Hizbollah, and there is talk about Indonesia and Malaysia, as Muslim states, sending troops as well. Ukraine has been mentioned, as has Poland. But so far, all the talk seems as speculative as it is narrative; nobody really knows what it going on behind the closed doors of the diplomatic efforts.
Condi Rice did not predict a cease fire "within days" on the basis of blind faith. Those of little faith take false hope that a cease fire will never be achieved.
*If this were only a war of words -- these idiots would lose.
Hands down. To a troop of Cub Scouts.
And why aren't you holding those signs with your left hand?
* In the misconstrued words of Ann Coulter (hey -- lefties do it all the time):
"If you guys didn't run around with protest signs every weekend, you might have time to install indoor plumbing in your homes."
* Question for MSM and bleeding heart liberals: if you oppose war for humanitarian reasons --how can you convincingly "make your point" by photographing men who callously dangle the body of a dead child by the foot in front of cameras?
Sensationalism demeans humanism. Ooooops -- is that your BDS showing????
* To the Publisher of the Arab American Newsletter in Detroit: You gotta be the Arabic stereotype of bigotry for attempting to justify a caricature of Condi Rice as pregnant with a monkey. [Name and links deliberately withheld.]
You sleezy racist scum-bag putz. How dare you attach "American" to your ethnic identity.
May the fleas from a thousand camels nestle amongst the hairs on your racist body.
-- I don't give a poop what Mel Gibson says when he's drunk. H e does not speak for or to me. He's an actor, for gosh sake. He makes money memorizing dialogue and pretending to be someone else. Why he has gotten all these headlines is beyond me. And if The Passion is the best he can do -- no wonder he drinks.
-- John Kerry is something girls on the playground used to call a "needle dick." He's mealy-mouthed, whiney and a pain in the arse. Nobody wants to play with him, yanno? He needs to shut up, resign, ask wifey-wench to build a Heinz factory on the shore of a distant windy lake, give him a new wind sail and let him manage it. The factory, that is.
-- Yeah to what Rhet posted about Ann Coulter. She's cool beans in the cat's pajamas.
-- I don't care too much for Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld personally. (Can't think of a reason -- maybe it's his hairstyle.) There could have been/could be a better spokesperson for our nation's defense program. The Pentagon calls the shots on national defense, anyway. But I liked the way he trimmed back Sen. Clinton's pointed little ears today. Give'er hell, Don!
-- I don't care who stars, or argues or gets more attention on that morning gossip gig called The View. Never watched before. Never will now. Starr whats-her-name impressed me as a news commentator during the OJ trial. Rosie needs to focus in film-work. She's over-bearing at anything else, especially blogging. Plus, anyone who obsesses over Tom (put it on) Cruise (will ya?) is suspect.
-- I wouldn't cross the street to watch Paris Hilton do anything. She reminds me of a less-endowed Pamela Anderson with a big(ger) wallet. She needs to build a bridge and get over it. Wayyyy over it.
-- Another person's sexual preference doesn't pique my interest. As long as partners are consenting adults and the act(ion) is legal -- l don't care who or what they do or don't do.
-- I respect my fellow-citizen's right to work. But when I call customer service, be damned if I want to have to push a button to speak in English. Buh bye. And reaching a rep who speaks in broken Roman numerals ain't my idea of customer service. The award for customer dis-service: AOL. By far.