**  Such as those ever-caring congress-critters giving themselves NOT a raise, but an "automatic cost of living adjustment."    After they raised minimum wages 70 cents, of course.   The average annual income for congress-critters is now approx. $185,000.   Not bad.  Especially when most of their other expenses are classified as "perks."

**  Older men (such as Herb) who forget that top steps on a ladder aren't. 

**  Folks who cheer when Bonds blasts another one outta the park.  And I don't even watch baseball 'cept during the playoffs.  And if the Yankees aren't playing, I don't even watch then.  I just don't care for Barry Bonds.  On or off steroids.

** Like NOT banning all products made in China until those screw-heads stop poisoning U.S. pets and children. 

** Politics.  Especially not participating in any more debates.  BO has given himself a nice exit excuse:  he's going back to "doing the job" he was elected to do .....

There oughta be a law that members of congress who run for a higher office should resign their seats.  Let's see how many REALLY wanna put their annual  "automatic cost of living adjustment" incomes on the line.

**  Be-littling ole FRED! for wearing expensive shoes on a <ahem> non-political poli-stumpin' golf cart ride through the Iowa fairgrounds. 

Shoes??? 

The way ole FRED! looks, he shoulda stayed home in his bedroom slippers.   The man is sick, I tell ya.  Sick. 

And then Jeri dresses him in that polo shirt with his man-boobies bouncing in the hot sun.   Not pretty.  Sad, actually. 

::::shaking head :::::   The man is too sick to be in this race. 

** Such as allowing an illegal immigrant to leave her sanctuary to protest illegal immigration. 

Why not arrest the woman as soon as she steps outside the hole she's been hiding in ..... Call it "Groundhag Day."

** Let the Chinese and Spanish North American Union financiers replace the MN bridge that collapsed .....

Why use taxpayers' money to replace a bridge on the designated SuperHighway route between Mexico and Canada?

** Will the GOP recruit Sandy "Burglar" Berger to steal docs from the "First Lady's Archives" that Shillary won't release from Bill's Internationally-funded Presidential Library?   Whoever heard of a First Lady needing to "close" an archive -- must less having one, anyway??!!  

Must be some powerful anti-Hillary info in those files .... Will the Swift Boat Vets jump ship and join an "Open-the-Archives-Truth Barge"?

** If Ron Paul were to withdraw from the race for the Presidency, would his supporters roll up their bed-sheet banners and (please) go home?  Unlikely.  They're a lot like a bad case of poison oak:  the more you scratch, the more it spreads. 

** The same can be said for Huckabuck and Brownpuck.  Take down the tents, boys.  The revival is moving to the next county.  How about century?

** And what did Kathy Lee actually do to be criticized for leaving the Regis and Kathy Lee Show?   Wasn't that what her critics wanted?  She deserves to live her life in privacy (which she did when she left to care for a parent with Alzheimer's.)   Why not include her in the reunion show?   Heck --- bring her back and call it ANOTHER VIEW: Regis and Joy and Kelly and Kathy Lee.  

Their multitude of fans can listen again to a whiney, wimpy, hen-pecked radio announcer vent about his wife and daughter while jousting with an intellectually inferior ex-soap opera diva (married to a hunk, btw) and his former songstress-partner who will once again entertain us with stories  of the cutsie antics of her two children and a beloved (though once-wayward) hubbie who managed to advance from the football field to the broadcast booth without a trace of the ravages of steroids. 

**  I think it's wonderful that Carl Rove has resigned from public service.  Or whatever you call his advisory role to the President.  He deserves a break after almost single-handedly out-witting every dhimmocrat in congress for the last 8 years or so. 

Can't wait to see who the libs will label as the next GOP fall-guy .... GWB is not up for reelection .... Tony Snow will leave soon ....  I suggest they consider some totally ineffective Republican operative such as that idiot from SC .... what's his name?  Graham.  Lindsay.   Ole Lindsay will be a much easier frog-marching target than, for example, Mitt Romney.   I'm fairly confident that any bashing of Mitt will be done from a safe distance.  One hapless media-mutt was enough to prove that cool and competent Mitt can swiftly become a Stormun' Mormon when confronted.

** My bad or whut?