Here's an old classic to set the mood:  

In '007 they took a little trip
Obama and Shill'ry down the mighty Mississip.
They took a bit o' bacon and took a bait of beans
And we caught the lyin' Moonbats in the town of New Orleans.

Forget that the whole region is sinking. 

BO and Shrillary are leading a Democrat backwash to Naw'lins to save the city.   Oh, yeah.

They're gonna plug the dikes with tax dollars, bullion the natural flow of the Mississippi, re-finance flood-plain homes, dump sand dollars to halt impeding Gulf erosion, and levy (levee?) enough funds to float sunken casinos.    

And in their spare time -- they're gonna rebuild bridges, clean up crime on Canal Street, polish brass railings, replant thousand-year old cyprus trees, re-hang the moss, refurbish a Streetcar named Desire, replace flop houses with half-way houses, make cheap wine from stagnant water, exchange every bulldozer for a Cadillac, provide free housing to illegal immigrants in those empty hillside trailer parks, and offer subsidized vacation packages to tourists.

Oh yeah.  Almost forgot. 

And blame Bush for everything: from Luziannah government graft, to Category 5 hurricanes, to Katrina, to sending Col. Jackson to fight the British in 1814, for allowing the French to lay claim to the region in 1718. 

Forget that the whole region is sinking. 

Fill the sink-hole with (you got it--) money!  Specifically taxpayer money.