Entry: How Hot Is It? Monday, August 27, 2007



In my neck o' the woods --

It's so hot......
 
 
The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
 
Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
 
 The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C) and you feel a little chilly.
 
You discover that in August it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
 
You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
 
You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, 'What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?'

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
 
Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.


The cows are giving evaporated milk.

 The Baptists have started sprinkling.
 
 The Methodists are using a wet wash cloth.
 
 The Presbyterians are giving rain checks.
 
 The Catholics are trying to turn wine back into water.

Corny post, I know, but it's sure cooler than some of the hot topics flaming the 'net today.

 

   3 comments

Herb
August 28, 2007   07:32 AM PDT
 
It's hot everywhere.
Movinon203
August 28, 2007   08:02 AM PDT
 
We are finally down to low humidity... almost same temps, but lower humidity. Feels right like the Arctic! Finally, comfy... I prefer colder... you can always put on clothes, when it's hot, well, you can only take off but so many......
Stay cool....the heat will move somewhere else soon.....
Deb Lowe
August 28, 2007   10:41 PM PDT
 
Life is BEEING cool.

Check out my web for a cool product. www.babybeecool.com


Loved your article How Hot is it? Especially the hard boiled egg from the chicken!!
Deb Lowe, RN BABYBEECOOL.COM

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